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F*ck That: A Guided Meditation (Profanity)

By Johnny Jedi | July 8, 2015

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Breathe in the good sh*t, breathe out the bullsh*t

This refreshingly honest take on a guided meditation is just what the doctor ordered. It may be a little profane, but you know what? It’s what we’re all thinking anyway. Someone had to say it! And this guided meditation totally nails it. Peace!

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Johnny was born in Rasario, Argentina and moved to the Big Apple when he was a teenager. There he found his three passions: yoga, writing and his pet chinchilla Henry. And yes, you guessed it, Johnny likes Star Wars.

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